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America’s Facebook Newsfeed

by Kelly

If you click any link on our site, it should be this one. I’m still laughing:

America’s Facebook Newsfeed

(Obama says “lol”)

Who Are You Fooling, John McCain?

by Kelly

Amidst terrible Katic Couric interviews and misstatements about Pakistan, I am very excited for the potential Vice Presidents to face off. The debate is scheduled for this Thursday and I will be watching from my living room couch, beer in hand. Biden is an excellent debater, with many years of foreign policy under his belt. Palin is excellent at being vague and her foreign policy experience rests on Alaska’s proximity to Russia. All in all, a fair match-up, wouldn’t you agree?

However, then I read this article over at CNN’s Political Ticker. In it, they mention that the Vice Presidential debates won’t be the same as usual:

The vice presidential debate will resemble the traditional presidential event. However, the New York Times reported last Sunday that the McCain campaign sought to limit the time for freewheeling discussion in the vice presidential debate.

Advisers to Palin were reportedly worried that format could put the Alaska governor — a relatively inexperienced debater — on the defensive most of the evening.

The agreed-upon format for that debate now includes an abbreviated two-minute discussion period during which the candidates can engage each other.

Is anybody else sick of McCain coddling Palin?? If she is so “ready” for the Vice Presidency as McCain claims, why the reduced debate time? Why is McCain’s campaign hiding Sarah Palin from the press? The article mentions that Biden, “has done nearly 100 interviews since being picked as Obama’s VP on August 23. Palin, on the other hand, did her third interview with a national television network last week.”

If this isn’t a reality check for voters, I don’t know what else is. The woman cannot hold her own in an interview, and her own campaign doesn’t trust her to speak freely for 5 minutes with Biden. Palin seems to be more and more a puppet for the McCain campaign…and a crappy one at that.

I am still looking forward to the debate between Biden and Palin, but I am disappointed in the campaign McCain and Palin are running.

Obama/Biden ’08!

End of the Week Links — 9/28

by Harlequin

–> I have never been a big fan of the advertising industry, but looking at these 12 Vintage Cigarette Ads They Would Never Get Away with Now, it seems like we have come a long way…it’s just too bad we started so low.  Do these remind you of any ads today – I personally prefer ads like these.  My personal favorite is probably the Santa Claus – I mean, who doesn’t have a jolly old grandpa with a hacking cough?

–> I am a total animal lover, but these guys definitely don’t make me want to cuddle with them.  I will stick to becoming a cat lady, thank you very much.

–>I know we are all pretty sick of the trivial nature of politics lately, but after watching the debate on Friday I was more annoyed than ever with John McCain.  Not only was there some nonsense talk about wearing bracelets, but I realized I can not spend 4 years watching that turtle-headed man speak on behalf of our country.  Not to mention i was not impressed by anything he said, especially after reading some of his comments over.  I can not wait for the Biden-Palin debate.  Also, check out this article on Obama’s “lipstick on a pig” comment.

–>I really enjoyed reading this random letter mocking the role of Biblical traditions in our legal system.  It’s a very clever way of seeing the blatant hypocrisy of the religious rite; and it is just pretty funny.

So I hope you all had a great weekend full of anonymous sex and drunken debauchery; that’s what I was aiming for, but like most of my plans it failed to come to fruition…

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Marx Gets the Last Laugh: Is Capitalism Failing?

by Kelly

The past week has been a rough one for the U.S. economy. Several major investment banks went bankrupt and some companies, such as AIG, got bailed out by the government to the tune of 85 billion dollars. (It shouldn’t have to be said that the taxpayers are paying for this). In addition, the government has nationalized major mortgage companies Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.


Now, I’m not a Marxist, but this is sounding awfully familiar. In my economics and government classes, I’ve read excerpts of Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto. One of Marx’s most basic theories is his notion that history has progressed through several stages of class struggle: from feudalism to capitalism, to the eventual failure of capitalism. He claimed that our world would end up with socialism and that this would mark the end of history (since we’d have perfected our society). Now, I’m not really so sure socialism is the answer. However, the past few days have exemplified what Marx warns in his works: capitalism is failing.

Marx believed that capitalism was inherently flawed, so much so that it would lead to its own destruction. He explained this by claiming capitalism operates through a pattern of business cycles. These business cycles are exhibited by relative prosperity for a period of time, then a decline and recession – in other words, boom and bust. Marx maintained that each business cycle would be more and more devastating, until finally culminating in one disastrous collapse. This would then leave the world (or individual countries) ready for socialism as a replacement of the failed capitalistic system. With the recent failure of major investment banks, and the warnings from some modern economists that FDIC-protected banks and other companies/institutions are going to fail next, it appears that Marx might have the last laugh.

Business Cycle

Business Cycle

We cannot afford to let our current recession turn into another depression. We must, as a country, find a way to overcome this financial crisis. And while I’m not saying we should throw in our hats and purchase Communist Manifestos for our school children, I think elements of socialism would be a beneficial addition to our economic practices. Even now we are not a perfectly capitalistic society: our markets are not free from government regulation and intervention. Adam Smith’s invisible hand has left the building, so to speak.

I argue that we should model our economy after those of Sweden, Denmark, and other European countries. These countries have a social democracy, in the sense that they democratically reform their economy so that there is more of a “welfare state,” or benefits provided by the government. Sure, citizens of these countries may pay more taxes, but they have the assurance that their taxes are being distributed more meaningfully and appropriately than Americans do. (Also, for everyone who hears “welfare state” and immediately has negative connotations, keep in mind that many of the stereotypes about welfare programs are unfounded).

So, while I run the risk of sounding like a radical leftist, I’m also just your average citizen, concerned with the uncertain state of our country’s future. I hope that if Obama is the next President, we can see some positive reforms on our economy, though I don’t expect him to single-handedly fix our economic and political institutions. I will say this: if McCain is elected, we are in for 4 to 8 years of the Republican party attempting to prevent the failure of capitalism by any means necessary – no matter how detrimental to our society. If that terrible nightmare becomes a reality, I’ll be the first to apply for a visa to Sweden.

Related links:
AIG bailout: Where does the financial crisis lead next?
U.S. Mortgage Bank Nationalization : Sign of Deepening Crisis
All Over the Board: Capitalism has failed. Period.

What are your thoughts on the burgeoning financial crisis? What should the United States do?

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An Alaskan Viewpoint

by Kelly

In reference to the Sarah Palin controversy:

I would like to direct you all to some informative posts by Alaskan political blogger, Mudflats:

What is McCain Thinking? One Alaskan’s Perspective


Local Reaction to the Palin Bombshell

Sarah Palin? McCain’s Next Tropy Girl

I am completely confused and shocked by John McCain’s choice. He seems to think Palin will attract the women’s vote. However, as Mudflats puts it, “McCain obviously is looking for the Hillary vote since apparently he thinks women need no other criteria than a set of ovaries to mark their ballot, right? I mean women don’t actually make policy decisions, do they?”

I’m sorry McCain, but this will most definitely NOT get my vote.

And The Crown Goes To…

by Harlequin

I am sure there are a trillion posts about John McCain’s pick for VP. But come on, Sarah Palin is just a goldmine for words; I am excited just thinking about the state of our nation’s politics today – black guys with afros, beauty queens, and body builders! The world is a crazy place, and this election perfectly exemplifies the changing nature of our society. I don’t know much about her, but from what I have been reading there is only one thing in my mind: confusion.

Ok McCain, we know Barack Obama had to pick an old white guy to hedge his bets. Apparently you had to hedge yours by choosing a woman – one who is certainly not bad to look at, given her status as a beauty pageant contestant. She looks like a former model dressed up in executive clothes, but much less of a tight-ass than your wife Cindy McCain.

I am frustrated. Frustrated because I would love to hear a woman’s voice in the presidency, but really more frustrated because this is apparently the kind of woman we need to start off with. I admire her tenacity and her success, but then I read about her background and her stance on certain issues and I just want to send her back to Alaska. She may be a financial whiz, but then you look at her opinions on social issues. She was obviously picked because she is a woman who shares many of McCain’s viewpoints. She is a woman who is against abortion, a friend of gay people who is against gay marriage, and a mother of an 18-year-old son in the military who spends her spare time shooting rifles. McCain says she is perfect for the job, but he puts a big hole through his inexperience angle. If Obama is inexperienced, then what the hell would you call Miss Congeniality? She ain’t no Hillary, but sadly she may just have the right genitals to sway a few female voters.

So be sure to check back here for more about Sarah Palin – there is so much more to say about her, so she has won the honor of being the next bitch on the burning block!

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McCain: Ready to Concede?

by Kelly

As I’ve stated in previous posts, images make a big impact on people. Therefore it is understandable that John McCain’s campaign ads against Barack Obama are a hot topic of debate. Unless you’re living under a rock, you’ve heard about the Obama = Vapid Celebrity commercial. Okay, it doesn’t really make much sense. Barack Obama is a United States Senator, and comparing him with Paris Hilton (who is famous for being rich & sometimes naked) is laughable. So why do so many people have their panties in a twist? Maybe it’s because John McCain is running such a dirty campaign. Sure, a little mudslinging is commonplace in government elections. However, McCain’s ads seem to be personal attacks on Obama’s character rather than the issues he stands for. The main themes of recent ads have been as follows:

- Is Obama Ready To Lead? No!
- Is Obama Just A Vapid Celebrity? Yes!
- Does Obama Think He Is The Shit? Yes!



As you can see, these videos are speculative and don’t really stand up to scrutiny. For a quick exercise in critical thinking, let’s open up our textbooks and analyze these themes. (My English minor is finally coming in handy!!)

1. Is Obama Ready To Lead? There are basically two schools of thought on this issue. A. Obama is a U.S. Senator, he has written 2 books, campaigned extensively in the United States and abroad, leaders of foreign countries are practically endorsing him, and he is eloquent, articulate, and intelligent. If he’s not ready to lead, then who is? B. Obama is 47. McCain is 71. 71 > 47. Don’t you know math!? Obviously McCain has more experience, thus rendering Obama’s 12 or so years in politics null and void.

2. Is Obama Just A Vapid Celebrity? Well, one might argue that Obama gets a lot of face-time in the media. You know, just like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Don’t get me wrong, McCain is all over the media too. But don’t you get what this is really about? SEX APPEAL. Britney and Paris are sexy, nubile young women. Compared to McCain, Obama is pretty goddamn sexy and nubile himself. Now, McCain supporters will tell you that this is a bad thing. Don’t you want a President who is more than a pretty face? However, don’t listen to those idiots. Everyone knows sex sells.

3. Does Obama Think He Is The Shit? Okay, here’s an obvious flaw about Obama. He’s too inspirational. Yeah, you heard me. Who wants to feel goosebumps down their backs when they listen to their President speak? Not me! I’d much prefer to watch paint dry or listen to a McCain speech. Forget inspirational, bring on the ennui! Let’s face it: Obama is too uppity for his own good and if we elect him as President we are just feeding into his enormous ego.

Okay, class is over. Your homework is to watch this hilarious & factual video and write us a comment of no more than 500 words about WHETHER OBAMA IS READY TO LEAD. Bonus points if you use the key phrases “Keating Five,” “Miss Buffalo Chip,” and “Prescription Drug Addiction.” Due November 4th, 2008.

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