What is Patriotism?

by Kelly

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As an American citizen, I have decided to compile a brief list of what I think the major misconceptions of patriotism are:

According to many, you are only a TRUE patriot if…

1. you think our government can do no wrong (at least in terms of foreign policy)
2. you’re religious and/or Christian
3. you speak English as your primary language
4. you wear a flag pin to political rallies
5. your favorite right is the right to bear arms
6. you are pro-death penalty
7. you believe that the Pledge of Allegiance is something our FOUNDING FATHERS wrote, so anyone who refuses to say it or has a problem with the mention of God must not be a patriot
8. you refer to what the FOUNDING FATHERS would have wanted as if it is gospel

Now, here is the reality, folks:

1. the government can and does fuck up (cough, Iraq, cough)

2. there is no official American religion

3. there is also no official American language

4. freedom of expression ring a bell?

5. the right to bear arms is important because it allows citizens to defend themselves against their own government (I doubt the FOUNDING FATHERS were thinking we would end up terrorizing each other)

6. as the “most progressive country” in the world, don’t you think it’s barbaric that we still have the death penalty?

7. The Pledge of Allegiance was written in the 19th century. The words “one nation under God” were added in the 1950′s to weed out potential communists. The FOUNDING FATHERS had jack shit to do with it. Furthermore, they were fans of the separation of church and state. Hmmm…

8. Guess what? The FOUNDING FATHERS created the Constitution so that it could be amended in the future. Times change, values change, and it’s important to re-evaluate our social contract at least ONCE a century! Change is good. You like progress don’t you? You don’t like progress!? You are anti-American!!

Any other misconceptions you can think of? Please share in the comment section.

- Dollface