Newsflash: The Media (Still) Sucks

by Kelly

It’s been over a month since Michael Jackson’s death – and his pasty face is still plastered over the front page of CNN and other reputable news sources. The latest in MJ’s posthumous career? His hair (from 1984, no less!) will be turned into diamonds.

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What’s next? Has someone captured Michael Jackson’s last fart in a glass jar? Should I be checking e-bay for his old nose?

It’s been several weeks since fellow political blogger, Polarimetric, wrote a great article explaining all the reasons the media frenzy after MJ’s death has been problematic and excessive. So why are we still harping on this crap?

Guess what, folks. His doctor didn’t kill him. He was a wealthy, troubled celebrity who had the money and influence to acquire enough sedatives to knock out an elephant. Let’s bury the damn guy and illegally download his albums online as a final toast to his illustrious career. Maybe it’s just because I grew up during MJ’s “weird” years and have never liked pop or hip hop music outside of a dance club, but I’m fed up with the Michael Jackson coverage. Rest in peace, Michael. I mean it. Peace and glorious silence.

So how about we discuss something a little more…meaningful? Pertinent?

How about the Erin Andrews video (here’s an opinion piece that isn’t offensive to Andrews or women in general). Or, we could talk about Sotomayor. How about Professor Gates? Ongoing racism in America? What about the rest of the world? Remember that country called Iran? Hmmm, me neither.

- Dollface