Do As You’re Told — Or Not

by Guest Blogger

I read many blogs, some of which are written by mothers who talk about their parenting methods. So naturally I reflect on how my parents raised me, and how I feel about the role of a parent when I read such entries. In retrospect, I’m more or less satisfied with how my parents did because I think I came out “all right” despite some shortcomings on their part. That doesn’t mean I can’t be critical because there are glaring mistakes and/or omissions in what they taught me, consciously and subconsciously.

motherstalkes_228x259In fact, they seemingly “forgot” to inform me about sexuality or sex in general. Ahem. My friends, this is big. Sexuality is an essential part of us, and it’s so important that we know about it, lest we become perverted pedophilic demons (Extreme? Maybe). But really, as an adult now, I’m looking at the way my parents treated the topic with increasing suspicions. I’m pointing to specific instances with dismay, “Dad, now…now it probably wasn’t the best way to approach the topic of sex when you randomly blurted out ‘No pre-marital sex!’ at the dinner table.” You know?

It’s when I look back at those AOL instant message conversations that started out innocently enough that went awry when nasty men asked me, age 11 at the time, if I “spit or swallowed,” darling. Now you might say that I should have known better than to join chat rooms at such a young age, better yet, that I should have known better than to keep going to those chat rooms. But what’s a curious kid to do in that situation? I personally didn’t have any clue what I was getting myself into, especially since my parents weren’t at all aware of how those perverts could possibly communicate with their innocent little daughter. Nor could they even say the word ‘sex’ without blushing. Seriously, we lived like the Victorians. Hello sexual suppression?!

Of course parents are, whether we like it or not, humans who make many mistakes—our own always seem to have made the most. But can that be an excuse? Should we just shrug our shoulders at the countless kids who are being jaded by the minute, or are completely shell-shocked when they get to college and say, ‘Sorry kid, deal’? Pretty depressing wouldn’t you say? But what do we do? Have family sex-ed classes? I’d feel kind of, no, really fucking uncomfortable in that situation. But I’ve had friends who talk with their parents about their sex lives—no problem.

mother-daughter-1For instance, the girl I went on a date with last night told me how her hippie dad gave her a “sex positions encyclopedia for lesbians” last Christmas and said “Have fun!” Now that’s awesome. So that got me thinking about how I’m going to deal with this whole sex thing when I have my own kids. I mean kids are sexual beings and I know I don’t want to suppress any natural actions they take, but almost everyone in the world has a different standard for what’s healthy sexual behavior, mental or physical. While my mom probably views sex as ‘pleasurable with your fiancé until you have sex to have a baby, at which point you stop having sex, period’ and my dad, ‘No pre-marital sex!’, according to friends, many parents engage in fetish-inspired sexual acts. So then how can a parent help their child find their own sexuality by guiding them through the hoops of fire so that the child will come out of adolescence thinking, “Hey, I came out all right”?

Well, clearly I’m no expert in this and you probably sensed that a long time ago. So I’ll turn the tables on you—what do you think your parents did right in terms of sex-ed? What did they do wrong? And while you’re pondering, read this funny (and frustrating) story about my mom.

I was 17 at the time and had been dating a boy I lusted for about a couple of weeks or so. Due to said lust, we were at third base by then (eating each other out, blah blah blah) and so my mom’s question “So, have you two kissed yet?” was both cute and embarrassing. Thinking naively that she wanted our relationship to evolve into the hip and progressive, “mother and daughter—best friends for life, we share everything we each other,” I said, “Yes!” with a few giggles. Boy was I surprised when her eyes slanted upward, and she spit out fire as she admonished me that “Hina, you’re still too young!”

She tricked me! She SO tricked me! Well, I simply cannot believe her recent complaints, “Hina, you haven’t told me about your love life in a while,” after such a trick. Imagine how she would react if I told her that I’m seeing a girl right now? Oh baby. That’s a fun one to think about.

So tell me about your parents. Are they flawless? Did they scold you in front of you and your naked partner? Do they have raunchy sex that you can hear through the walls? If you were to have kids/if you have kids/when you have kids, how would you deal with sex-ed?

- Hina

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