10 Google Searches That Piss Me Off
by Kelly
I did a “10 Hilarious Google Searches” post a few months ago, and shared with you all some of my favorite search terms that readers have used to find this blog. Now I’ve decided it’s time to highlight the awful, sexist crap that people Google.
1. Kate Winslet fat (over 200 hits from this alone)
2. little girls naked
3. hooters girls nude
4. the world fatist naked women
5. sarah palin look a like in a teddy
6. overweight bodies of celebs’ wives
7. drunk underage girls
8. girls hairless pusses
9. muslim girls bathing photos
10. make her want implants
Lovely stuff, huh? Before you lose hope in humanity, here are some rather sweet searches:
1. kate winslets on top of the world
2. barack obama wife and little girls
3. how to boost my girlfriend’s self esteem
If you have a blog, what are some of the worst (or best) things people have googled to get to your site?
- Dollface
Wow imagine what these people could accomplish if they put that time towards something productive
wow! doesn’t this just inspire you to keep on blogging about feminist issues?
it’s crudely insulting, and yet so obvious and pathetic.
Oh, let me TELL you some of the things I’ve gotten:
fat women sex
dangers of feminsm
fat people having sex
how to enjoy sex with fat women
fuck a dolly
innocent schoolgirl
white privilege is a myth
playboy bikini
fuck bitch…
My list goes on forever. These are just some of the search terms I’ve had in the past few *days.*
#2 And #7 are disturbing on so many levels, I don’t even know where to begin.
I can’t help but feel sorry for those who still hold out hope for this species.
Yes, that includes you too.
Oh my goodness, I can’t even believe that.. :o
I guess I’m fortunate in that the searches that have lead people to my blog have always been pretty tame.. (things like ”daily outfit photos”, ”inspirational quote”, etc).. the only ones which slightly perturbed me were ”Miss Corrine in underwear” and ”Miss Corrine’s relationship”.. !
Here are the interesting searches from my audience that is clearly interested in women’s issues:
“fish in their vaginas”
“centaur girl” or “centaur woman” or “female centaur” or “centaur lady” (that was all one search)
“wonder woman pinata”
“sperm in her hair” + movie
“http://drink-piss.fuckherface.info/”
“old women shitting and blood”
“susan dey get a haircut”
PS – If you’re wondering how I ended up at this post, it was “what pisses me off about google”… long story… :)
“vacuum vagınas”
“vore beast eats girl after sex”
But we did get some sweet ones too:
“bring your daughters to work day”
“boys offering chocolates to girls”
“tattoo ideas for girls”
“the beauty of having a baby”
Here are the interesting searches from my audience that is clearly interested in women’s issues:
“fish in their vaginas”
“centaur girl” or “centaur woman” or “female centaur” or “centaur lady” (that was all one search)
“wonder woman pinata”
“sperm in her hair” + movie
“http://drink-piss.fuckherface.info/”
“old women shitting and blood”
“susan dey get a haircut”
“vacuum vagınas”
“vore beast eats girl after sex”
But we did get some sweet ones too:
“bring your daughters to work day”
“boys offering chocolates to girls”
“tattoo ideas for girls”
“the beauty of having a baby”
PS – If you’re wondering how I ended up at this post, it was “what pisses me off about google”… long story… :)