10 Signs Your Parents are Getting a Divorce
by Kelly
As the children of divorce in a country that has an ever-increasing divorce rate, we’ve compiled a short list of signs your parents are getting divorced. Some are obviously tongue-in-cheek, but you wouldn’t believe how many are true!
1. Your father works really late…but never has any money.
2. Your mother spends a lot of time with her personal trainer.
3. Your father sleeps on the couch.
4. Your mother throws her wedding china so much that you only have 5 plates and 3 dinner knives left.
5. Last Saturday you woke up and your father’s golf clubs were strewn across the lawn.
6. Your allowance mysteriously increased by $10 (it used to be $5).
7. Your parents fight over how to raise their children…in front you.
8. Your mother starts wearing make-up again and dyes her hair blonde.
9. You find your parent’s profile on an online dating site.
10. Your dad works out in the garage…naked.
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the last one – EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I knew my parents were splitting up when my mum bought home a colleague half her age.
Except it was a girl, and instead of kicking dad out, all three of them lived together for like 6 months. Can you say weird?? I’m so glad I was already well out of home by that stage and didn’t talk to my mum for most of that 6 months.