10 Signs the World Is Going To Shit

by Kelly

© 2005 Warner Brothers

10. Gas prices anyone?

9. Consumption and trash is taking over the world (did you hear about the waste crisis in Naples?)

8. The U.S. Vice President hunts people.

7. We can’t even find Osama Bin Laden (but we can bomb the crap out of Iraq).

6. The only answer to saving impoverished children in Africa is Angelina Jolie.

5. Iran, North Korea, and Iraq = “Axis of Evil” (What about Darth Vader??)

4. Paris Hilton (do we have to explain this one?)

3. The U.S. is considering offshore drilling.

2. The North Pole is melting.

1. Men still don’t know how to give good head.

What are your 10 signs?h