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10 Signs the World Is Going To Shit

July 31, 2008

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10. Gas prices anyone?

9. Consumption and trash is taking over the world (did you hear about the waste crisis in Naples?)

8. The U.S. Vice President hunts people.

7. We can’t even find Osama Bin Laden (but we can bomb the crap out of Iraq).

6. The only answer to saving impoverished children in Africa is Angelina Jolie.

5. Iran, North Korea, and Iraq = “Axis of Evil” (What about Darth Vader??)

4. Paris Hilton (do we have to explain this one?)

3. The U.S. is considering offshore drilling.

2. The North Pole is melting.

1. Men still don’t know how to give good head.

What are your 10 signs?h

7 Comments leave one →
  1. journal of social awkwardness permalink
    July 31, 2008 9:29 am

    the existence of fox news may be number 11?

  2. July 31, 2008 10:47 am

    This list is great! I’m enjoying the blog!

  3. Dollface permalink*
    July 31, 2008 5:33 pm

    Journal of social awkwardness — I heartily agree!

    Joy — Thanks. Glad you’re enjoying our posts.

  4. August 10, 2008 4:49 am

    @#6 — roflmao

    And I will third JOSA… Bill O’Reilly alone could place number 1.

  5. u idiot permalink
    November 18, 2009 7:19 pm

    its north korea

  6. November 21, 2009 9:55 pm

    thanks for the heads up on our typo…no need to name call!

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