CAUSE PERIOD SEX IS AWESOME!

2010 January 30
by Dollface

Okay so I am ambivalent on spoken word…some of it is really fucking moving, but then some poetry is too…flowery for my tastes. Regardless your feelings on the subject watch this clip…it gets soooooooooo fucking funny about half way through. Thanks to Hillz for showing this to me!

What can I say? I like to eat it rare too.

Stupid Song of the Month: One Less Lonely Girl

2010 January 21
by Dollface

There are few things that give me comfort these days. I mean, really, look what we’ve had to deal with recently: devastating earthquakes, upsetting elections results in Massachusetts (damn you Scott Brown!). Hell, they are even making snuggies for dogs these days. So, honestly, when something good happens to me, however insignificant, it really puts me in a good mood.

Take today for example. I sat down to write this post, and I realized, “Hey! I need to do research for this one” (contrary to popular belief, I am not all-knowing). So I typed into Google: “Joey Bourben lyrics.” Google replied, “Who the hell is that?” Not to be discouraged, I persisted further: “Joey Bourben lyrics lonely girl.” Still no results. So I’m thinking to myself, “I’ll be damned if I can’t find the lyrics to this song so I can eviscerate it line by line on my blog.” And then I realize – hey this dude’s name is Justin Bieber, not Joey Bourben. Which is fucking awesome.

Why is it awesome, you might ask? Hmmm, oh, I don’t know, maybe because it proves that I am not in fact a 13-year-old girl, and I have some shreds of dignity left. Perhaps because it is comforting to know that as much pop culture seeps into my subconscious unwittingly, I am still immune to proper spelling of teen idols’ names. In fact, I can claim with all honesty that I do not know the three Jonas brothers’ names. Seriously. I think there’s a Kevin. And a Joe… Errr…Okay, 2 out of 3. I can live with that.

Anyway, the reason I even know (vaguely) about Joey/Justin Bourben/Bieber is because I have a younger sibling. And said sibling blasts Kiss 108 FM on the radio EVERY time she takes a shower, which, to my estimation is far too often. Hygiene habits aside, my sister has an eclectic taste in music that ranges from lame to god-awful. I would say this Justin fellow falls into the latter category.

So, this past weekend I was sitting on the couch reading, minding my own business when I hear a girl on the radio singing, “There’ll be one less lonely girl…” and it makes me pause for a moment. Is this an actual lesbian singing about her girlfriend? Or is this one of those prefab lesbian ballads a la T.a.T.u. or Katy Perry?

My sister informs me, however, that this is a boy singing. To which I respond, “I guess his balls haven’t dropped yet.” (What can I say? My sister enjoys my vulgar sense of humor). Significantly less interested in the song, I return to reading. Until a sense of indignation comes over me. What the hell is this prepubescent boy warbling on about? First of all, who says every fucking teenage girl is a crying wreck, waiting for her knight in shining armor to ride up on a white horse and save her from a life of loneliness and 21st century ennui? Well, OK, Stephanie Meyer says that. But among normal, intelligent folks, surely this stereotype is not to be believed.

WRONG! At least, according to the music industry. Here is a sample of the lyrics (I actually succeeded in finding them eventually):

“Saw so many pretty faces before I saw you you
Now all I see is you
I’m coming for you (I’m coming for you)
Noo No
Don’t need these other pretty faces like I need you
And when you’re mine in the world
There’s gonna be one less lonely girl”

Honestly, that’s pretty much all there is to the song. And, yeah, there’s nothing overtly wrong with these lyrics aside from the fact that they are simplistic and devoid of intellectual thought. However, I think we can all agree this is a Stupid Song ™.

I mean, the chorus is so blatantly awful – first of all, who is this egotistical twerp? He believes that he will single-handedly change this chick’s entire life by devoting himself to her. Sorry to break it to ya, Justin, but it takes more than a penis to make most girls satisfied. We need things like hobbies and careers and friends. Maybe even a passion for volunteering or something. Give females a little more credit, dude.

I also find the line “I’m coming for you” a little creepy. Kind of reminds me of Twilight (You can’t resist me, Bella, I am coming for you and I will watch over you while you sleep. P.S. Let’s make vampire babies together). “And when you’re mine in the world”?? Really? Sounds like all Justin has to offer women is an emotionally abusive relationship. I’ll pass!

His other songs aren’t really that much better. Check it out:

“Your world is my world
And my fight is your fight
My breath is your breath
And your heart (and now I’ve got my)
One love
My one heart
My one life for sure”

Jesus Christ, when did co-dependency come back in style?

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So, dear reader, got any songs you think are fucking dumb? Let me know in the comments section.

Oh, Hello 2010, Fancy Meeting You Here

2010 January 18
by Dollface

2010 means many things to many different people. For me, it is the year I graduate college (gulp) and become a “real” adult. To others, it is the year they turn 16 and apply for MTV’s 116th season of “My Super Sweet 16.” To others still, it is 2 years until 2012, the end of the world — time to start prepping the underground shelter!

No matter what 2010 means to you, I hope you have started the year off on the right foot! I spent the first two weeks of this year in Vienna, Austria for a school trip. Though there were ups and downs, overall it was both amazing and oddly life-altering — made some new friends and realized that traveling again in the near future is my new priority. Screw job interviews, I want to starve in Europe!

There really isn’t much of a point to this post, other than to say that will the new year comes new Rotten Little Girls posts — I mean it this time! I’ve got some new series of posts in the works — think “Stupid Song of the Month” type stuff. In fact, I’ll be posting the first one in the new day or so. Cheers!

I’m Back!

2009 December 27
by Dollface

My dearest readers, I am sorry! Between finals and excessive drinking (shh!), I had to take a break from blogging. I am going on a 10-day trip to Vienna in January, but hope to be back to blogging by the end of January. Please check back then for more updates…hope you like the new layout :-) Figured the old blog needed a change.

I promise to respond to comments from the past month as soon as possible!

Happy holidays!

Attn Pro-Choice Readers: Sign This Petition

2009 November 17
by Dollface

Sorry for my absence, senior year is kicking me in the ovaries.

However, one must not ignore the serious setbacks women’s healthcare is currently facing via the Healthcare Reform Bill.

Here is an excerpt from Senator Barbara Boxer’s petition. I urge you to sign it and pass it on to your friends.

The Stupak Amendment overturns a difficult and delicate compromise that has held firm for decades: Women can use their own private funds for legal reproductive health care procedures, but federal funds cannot be used for abortion except in cases of rape, incest, or to protect the life of the mother.

The Stupak Amendment discriminates against women by taking away health coverage they already have — and tells women who participate in the new health insurance exchange that they can’t even use their own funds to buy a policy that includes abortion coverage.

Thanks,
Dollface

End of the Week Link

2009 October 25
by Dollface

Read this essay entitled “Michael Moore’s Action Plan: 15 Things Every American Can Do Right Now“. Did anyone see Capitalism: A Love Story? What did you think of it?

Hope everyone’s weekend was restful and enjoyable.

- Dollface

Be the Change: Activism is for Everyone

2009 October 23
by Dollface

Hey there! Ahkila, a fellow college political blogger, has a great series on her blog (Justice for all) called “Be the Change.” I was honored when she extended an invitation for me to write a piece for the series! Here is what I wrote, but I ask that you comment at the original source which can be found here: Activism is for Everyone.

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The internet is awesome. I spend hours a week Googling and Twittering and Facebook stalking. The internet has brought us such gems as the “Hamster Dance” and full episodes of The Office. However, in this age of information, the internet can also make the world seem like a depressing place. It’s hard to miss the headlines on your Yahoo! Mail homepage every day: suicide bombers, poverty, global warming, war, and the like.

I know the answer for most of us is to tune out all the bad news. After being bombarded with information on a daily – if not hourly – basis, we can’t help but become desensitized. Even I admit to clicking on articles about celebrity gossip rather than reading about the latest news on the war in Afghanistan (yes, we are currently at war, remember?).

Many members of our generation (in America, at least) are rather apathetic about current affairs. Sure, we know who the President is, but we certainly don’t care what he thinks about healthcare or what is going on in the “outside” world. Or maybe we do care but we think, “Hey, I’m not Mother Teresa. I just want to be happy. I’ll let people like Al Gore worry about global warming.” There is nothing wrong with feeling that way. In fact, I derive a lot of my personal happiness through friendships and hobbies. However, we are all capable of being Mother Teresa – even if for only an hour out of our week.

You know the motto when it comes to recycling: “Every little bit helps.” It’s cliché, but it’s true: there may be mountains of rotting garbage in our dumps but if we collectively work to recycle and re-use, we can make a substantial change in our environment. Grass roots efforts do work, from recycling to Presidential elections – just look at President Obama! So why don’t more people make activism a part of their life? Whether it’s volunteering at your local pet shelter or blogging about gay rights, there are small and big things each of us can incorporate into our lives that WILL make the world a better place. And believe me, it will be less painful than those forty-minute elliptical machine sessions you’ve been forcing yourself to do three times a week.

What kind of activism do I participate in? If you’ve read my blog, you’ll know that I am a feminist political blogger. I blog about a wide range of topics – from hot button issues like abortion and sexist double standards to lighter fare like relationships and book reviews. As for my personal life, I recycle and work actively to be as eco-friendly as possible. I hope to start a career in a meaningful industry – be it the government or a non-profit organization. I want the work I do in my lifetime to bring about positive change – however great or small.

Recently, I applied to write for a college fashion blog that had an opening for interns. I received an interesting response – while the editor of the blog thought I was a strong writer and displayed a good sense of fashion, she told me that she was rejecting me because she felt writing about fashion would bore me and conflict with my beliefs. She said, and I quote, “[my blog] is simply a fun, positive blog that covers the trends and provides style advice . . . There are plenty of places to find negativity online, but few places to escape it, and I want my site to be one such escape.” I was seriously taken aback. Sure, she could tell from my writing samples that I am not a fan of our consumerist culture; something that I had explained would not be a problem because I could easily advocate thrifting and other eco-friendly fashion tips while discussing the latest clothing trends. However, the real shocker to me wasn’t the fact that she felt I wasn’t right for the job because of my beliefs but because I had beliefs at all! My blog, by focusing on something more “depressing” than fashion, makes me too negative for fashion writing? I was surprised to find myself placed in that sort of category. See – I’m just like most young people in our generation. I go to college, I party hard on the weekends, I obsess over guys and I am a huge fan of clothes shopping. However, I happen to moonlight as a feminist blogger. Does that make me so different from everyone else? I hope not!

After thinking about the response I got from that fashion blogger for the past few months, I realized something – she saw me as one of those “special” Mother Teresa types who found it possible to look at all that is wrong with the world and try to change it, rather than just be a “regular” girl who enjoys having a good time. My friends, I beg to differ. I think there is a little “activist” in all of us. Sure, bloggers like Akhila and I might spend more time than the average person writing and thinking about depressing world issues, but we have other passions and interests as well. In fact, that’s the great thing about blogging – it’s a learning experience and I’m getting my voice out there – but, at the end of the day, if I’m too mentally exhausted to write a post, I just…don’t. I can sit in bed and watch the Hills to my content (and hey, it inspired me to write a post just the other day!).

So, what are your passions? Do you love to write and care about global warming? Why not start a blog. Do you enjoy sports? Why not volunteer as an assistant coach at a public school that might not have a lot of sports-related funding? There are fun and “easy” ways of incorporating activism into your daily life without feeling like you are sacrificing your own well-being and interests. Hey, we can’t all be Mother Teresa, but we can be better citizens, friends and members of the international community.

In what ways are you engaging in activism in your community and/or abroad? Do you have some suggestions for other people looking to make a change in the world?

- Dollface

(Not So) End of the Week Links

2009 October 12

I’ve been neglecting to post interesting links lately, and I realized I’ve accumulated quite a bit to share with you all! So, even though it’s a day late, and technically the BEGINNING of the week, here we go:

–>Top 10 Worst & Overused Defenses Of Roman Polanski

–>Hot Topic Punks in a Fake Punk World

–>Dirty Dancing, feminist masterpiece

–>Abortion Fight Complicates Debate on Health Care

–>Why I Hate “Recessionista” Lifestyle Pieces

–>If You’re Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It

Related RLG post: The Next Generation of Halloween Costumes

What are you planning on being for Halloween? I’m deciding between a badass assassin or Jay from Jay and Silent Bob. Anyone want to be my Silent Bob?

–>Reader Emma brought this AMAZING video to my attention…What if Edward Cullen from Twilight was dating/stalking Buffy rather than Bella? You’ve gotta see this clever, feminist portrayal of Twilight:

What links/videos have you been enjoying lately? Have you written a new blog post you want people to check out? Leave us a comment!

- Dollface

Top 10 Strangest Sex Toys (Pt. 2)

2009 October 8

Warning: The following post is not exactly safe for work (though there is no nudity, just inanimate vibrating objects!)

It’s been a little over a year since I posted one of the most popular RLG posts of all time: The Top 10 Strangest Sex Toys. Well, my friends, it is time for Round 2!

1. Jesse’s Sweet Talking Pussy: It’s a portable vagina…that talks! Because what every man really wants is a small, creepy looking plastic pussy that speaks to him while he beats off into it.

And hey, it can be yours for only $50, batteries included. What a deal!

2. Glow-In-The-Dark Penis Pump: Uh, beyond the fact that penis extenders are just whacky…who needs a glow in the dark one? Too ashamed of your penis size to look at it in the light? Or did you spend all your money on sex toys and forget to pay your utilities bill?

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3. Bell Nipple Clamps: If you fuck in the right rhythm, it sounds like Jingle Bells! Surely a favorite of kinky music-lovers everywhere.

4. Ass Berries: This is a pretty typical anal dildo…but the name is a huge turn-off. I love fruit but I’m not putting this thing anywhere near my mouth.

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5. The Lick: Ever wished you had a vibrator in the shape of a tongue? A fire-engine red tongue that looks kind of like it belongs to the Geico gecko? Now it can be yours for only 35 bucks.

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6. Kimberly Williams 36DD Breasts: For those who need more than a fake, talking vagina – here are rubber breasts! Try explaining this toy when your new girlfriend finds them in your nightstand.

7. Basic Essentials Pearl Stroker Beads: Forget diamonds, pearls are a girl’s best friend. Wouldn’t you love to get plowed by a bejeweled penis? It’s every young woman’s fantasy, all right!

8. Goo Goblin Granny Love Doll: I have no words. Really. The name, the product, even the packaging are bizarre! Look, it’s cool if you have a fetish for older gals. Couldn’t you just satisfy that by taking a trip to your local Senior Center? I’m sure you’ll find plenty of ladies interested in a quickie.

If you insist on buying this love doll, she comes with her own false teeth, to make the experience that much more realistic.

Related products: Meme the Midget Love Doll. Inanimate love comes in all sizes.

9. Laura Doone Hairy Vibrating Pussy: This fake vagina is really convincing – so convincing there is even pubic hair! You gotta see this sex toy to believe it. Personally I think it looks absolutely frightening.

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10. Petals Vibrator: Girls like pink and they like flowers, right?. So now there’s a vibrator to appeal to…5 year olds? This looks like something Lisa Frank would make…

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So there you have it folks, the top 10 weirdest & funniest sex toys. There are plenty more, and I encourage you to search for them yourselves. If you buy any, I promise I won’t tell.

Know of any particularly disturbing sex toys? Want to tell us about your experiences with fake rubber titties? Comment away!

All images and products can be found at Discreet Online Shopping.

Mondays are a Bitch and So is She: Kristin Cavallari

2009 October 4

normal_028Thanks to her role on Laguna Beach, Kristin Cavallari is the ultimate bad girl of reality television. Though she had mostly faded out of the limelight in recent years, her return to television via The Hills has been causing major waves among viewers and cast members alike. I’ve been interested by Kristin’s role on the show and how MTV has been marketing her character.

First and foremost, advertisements for The Hills declare in big, bright lights: “The Bitch is Back.” Then, in the premiere episode alone, Kristin is referred to as a “man-eater,” a “boyfriend stealer,” and a “female player.” True to form, Kristen also single-handedly stole the show, managing to gracefully flirt with the sexy & sketchy Justin Bobby and get into a verbal fight with Audrina Partridge (Justin Bobby’s ex) and Stephanie Pratt (sis of Spencer). This, of course, consisted of Kristin actually winning me over with her blunt style and articulate insults – at least, as articulate as you can get on a reality TV show based in Southern California. I love a girl who isn’t afraid to call it like it is!

Furthermore, however upsetting Audrina finds Kristin and Justin Bobby’s fledging fuckship, it’s important to keep in mind: Audrina and Kristen are not friends. So what exactly is the problem with Justin Bobby moving on? It’s not like Kristin has any obligations to Audrina. So why exactly is Kristin a bitch? Because she speaks her mind, fucks who she wants, and isn’t afraid of confrontation? Hmm…reminds me of a certain rotten little girl I know…

The more I learn about Kristin, the more I think she’s a pretty feminist kind of gal. She “plays” men instead of becoming a lovesick ninny, enjoys sex, and handles jealous chicks with ease. She is not afraid of being painted as a slut or a difficult woman. It’s certainly a breath of fresh air compared to the passive aggressive tendencies of her cast members on The Hills.

In her own words, Kristin says: “My generation wants to go out and have a good time. What’s wrong with that? Guys can get away with anything they want, but if one of us girls does something, everyone talks about it. I hate the double standard. I’m a very caring person, not a bitch!” Hey, Kristin, want to write a guest post for Rotten Little Girls?

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In an MTV article, when asked about her thoughts on the first episode of this season of The Hills she had this to say: “’I cannot wait for everyone to see this, because they really are talking about how ‘the bitch is back,’’ she explained. ‘But really, I didn’t do a whole lot to become this bitch.’ So, does it bother Cavallari to be labeled so quickly? Well, no. ‘It’s fun,’ she laughed. ‘Whatever!’”

In the face of so much public scrutiny, I think that’s a fabulous & positive attitude to have. Plus, let’s be honest – $90K per episode definitely sweetens the deal ;-)

- Dollface

What do you think of television’s resident bad girl? Can’t stand her? Respect her for her chutzpah? Weigh in!

EDIT: On the second episode of the Hills, Audrina calls Kristin “a bad seed…rotten to the core.” See? Further proof Kristin is an honorary rotten little girl.

Related articles:

Kristin Cavallari Calls Her ‘Hills’ Drama ‘Funny’

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